when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

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the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

(Source: erlcareyes)

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i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor)

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I never realized what a big deal that was. How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.
Nina LaCour (via thelovelyloner)

(Source: psych-facts)

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Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

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learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(Source: kouaoba)

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me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life

like crying over character development

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